Lil' Wayne and Mitt Romney team up for new single "Bind Women Get Money"

NEW YORK - Last night's presidential debate has started the biggest buzz for a new collaborative single and album since Kanye and Jay-Z's Watch the Throne. The people asking, they been searching, they been wondering when the binder gon' drop! Is it a Birdman? Is it a T-Pain? It's Romney-Weezy!

Since Mitt Romney's pronouncement last night that he has a "binder full of women", Romney and Wayne have been in the studio working on the new highly anticipated single "Bind Women, Get Money". It is expected to leak and go viral within the next week. The first hour of their introduction included throwing money at each other and discussing their personal methods for "bitches". They then got to drinking and freestyling, resulting in this excerpt being spit by GOP nominee:

There's no debate

I interrupt with persistence

Obama's my bro but

I'm the Bain Capital of his existence

The two have found more common ground than they anticipated. Lil' Wayne found out about polygamous marriage in the Mormon church and became an instant fan. They also discovered they may be able to fill some gaps in each other's fan bases.

Ever since passing Elvis Presley as the male with the most Billboard 100 hits, Wayne has met some opposition in the old white people niche. And Romney has always had trouble with African American populations for his lack of personality and concern for most social issues affecting minorities.

For now we have only to wait until the masterpiece single and hopefully album is produced. Young Money Cash Money will now be referred to as Young, Corrupt, and Invested Money That Will Double In Value Over Time. Other tracks suspected to appear on the album include, "Let the GDP Build", "Right Wing Above It", and a remix of Tha Carter IV's "Abortion".