Or as one sagely homo sapien put it - "Sequester? More like suck-quester!" due to the sucky nature of the entire ordeal.
The profound insight of such a comment is only surpassed by its sweeping acceptance.
Many have made public outcry over national park closures and staffing issues that will develop from the national spending cuts.
Luckily it won't be only animals and people-animals who love visiting nature that suffer.
"Naw, not just innocent animals. Poor women, infants, and children who need medical and housing assistance, old people, and the mentally handicapped will lose support. Hopefully this will teach them to not be so poor and handicapped! Ha!" says House Speaker John Boehner.
In The Skillet's never ending search for the most accurate news conceivable, we reached out to social dignitary Kanye West to comment on the effects of sequestration, Proposition 8, and all things government in order to put this whole mess together.
"I heard 'em say that nothing's ever promised tomorrow today. The real matrimony is with money and yeah they tryna break the marriage up."And with this no light was really shed on the subject, but The Skillet got to hang out with 'Ye for about 5 minutes, which was worth it.
