BOSTON, Ma. - Only moments ago, Jim Davis, age 32, successfully made homemade falafel without the assistance of a recipe.The result: Enlightenment.
"Nothing is permanent. Except for the awesomeness of my home made, no recipe, debut falafel" commented Davis.
The recent finder of profound peace has since left his day job as a computer programmer to open a dojo-grill called Pita Paul and Mary.
"We will meditate, make falafel, eat falafel, and repeat."
Scripture will solely consist of Davis' journal entry post-falafel. "It'll be like Church if it had a true back story," boasts Davis.
Celebrities like Bill O'Reilly have already committed to the new falafel-sophy.Disciples of the developing nirvana-based religion will be able to contribute to it's creation.
They will be encouraged to make their own falafel, without recipes, and to eat them in bliss.
These journal entries will create the ever-developing New Tahiniment.
"Our falafel is shaped by what we love. A pathless path of tastiness awaits us."
