News sources report no news to report

Washington, D.C. - Local and national news sources have been on the horn with each other all weekend to figure out what news there is to report.

Their report?

Nothing.

"With such little to report, it seems like we should be reporting this. But that might defeat the point of our jobs" says mogul Rupert Murdoch.

News organizations across the country have thus agreed to take the first day off in news history.

"We are not going to report anything!" they announced in their latest issues.

After realizing their contradiction, the entire news industry went back to sleep knowing that tomorrow is another day.