It's FR*CK*N'! SNOWING!

EVERYWHERE - It's frickin' snowing!

Meteorologists, psychologists, and Scientologists have all set aside their unclear differences and agreed to the fact that it is indeed snowing outside.

"Seriously, it is" says a person who has eyes and is standing outside and who knows what snow is.

The Israeli and Pakistani governments have even agreed to interrupt thousands of years of conflict for the beloved American past time of using the weather as small talk.

"It's quite refreshing actually," says Pakistani leader Something O'Rother.

"Instead of addressing the fact that our countries have a difference in core beliefs, I'd much rather make small talk and act like there's nothing wrong.

The Skillet has reason to believe that it will stop snowing at some point. But for now, it ... is snowing.