U.S of A - The world is tired of measuring a nation's success by useless metrics such as Gross Domestic Product and life expectancy. How many people have access to clean water? How many people have access to health care? These are examples of stupid questions asked by stupid people.The world wants to know which country is the absolute best. And what better way than the Princeton Review? The Princeton Review, known for its college rankings, is the most comprehensive polling system on the planet. It allows the same person to vote multiple times for a particular item.
The prestigious award of Best Country in the Universe deserves such a system that allows people who want it more to win. According to a mildly credible source on Yahoo answers, the average household has 2 computers, which has launched the United States to the top of the list.
Some people have suggested that the title "Best Country in the Universe" lacks any notion of humility and perpetuates its image as a narcissistic, self-indulgent land of infidels. But those people are probably just sore losers who were rooting for France to under frog its way through. No way Pierre!
The real way to determine who is the best is the Dunk Contest. And until someone can top Vince Carter's 360 Windmill, the red white and blue will stay on top. He was born in Daytona Beach where we burn up precious gasoline that we killed for in our automobiles for SPORT!
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