Pinky and the Brain Finally Succeed in Taking over the World

Through Brain's strategic investments with his Warner Brothers money and Pinky's natural people skills, Pinky and the Brain have succeeded in their nightly mission to take over the world.

After Pinky and the Brain ceased airing new episodes, Brain began full time work in currency trading with major transnational corporations, acquiring major shareholdings in several along the way under the guise of Carlos Slim Helu. Pinky provided an affable distraction for investors.

What does this mean for the rest of us?

We know that Pinky and the Brain were witty and entertaining on television. However, this pandering to our funny bones was likely influenced by their Warner Brothers obligations. Given that these two creatures have undergone many scientific experiments that have left them bitter and determined enough to take over the world, they may not be the comically communistic commensals we would hope for.

Luckily with help from the television series, we know that Ivan Pavlov trained Brain to sing "I'm a little tea pot" at the sound of a gong and Pinky does a Cossack dance at the sound of a bell. Knowledge of these conditioned responses could be used to remove the two from power if necessary. But for now, the general public are a bunch of curious cats about what the duo can do.

One school of thought is that, when uninhibited by Warner Bros network, Pinky and the Brain may be infinitely more successful and produce the world peace and hierarchical hilarity we have all been dreaming of.

Their first initiative is to transform the moon so that it is actually made out of cheese - a dream shared by their people, or mammals. Many astrophysicists have suggested that this would drastically alter lunar gravity and have an adverse effect on Earth. These experts were quickly sentenced to the new form of capital punishment; the Wheel.

One is genius, the other is insane. They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ...